Shady Lewd Kart by Shady Corner is a game consisting of racing, whether it is on the track or in your heart. It’s easily one of my favorite lewd games so far, despite it still requiring me to play with both hands! The content of the game is promising so far, with more content coming on the way; same can be said on the character roster. Heck, if I had to say anything negative off the top of my head, it’s that I want more! You hear that, Shady Corner? MORE! It’s a racing game that’s not all serious with the characters and their behavior, but more, rather, on the racetrack, as I found out very quickly in my first few laps. So, without further ado, let’s get into some of the work of this game!
Heck, if I had to say anything negative off the top of my head, it’s that I want more!
It’s a racing game, what more can I say? Make a turn here, jump off the ramp there, right? Wrong! Shady Lewd Kart is not just about racing through a track; it’s a game that makes you ask yourself: “How do I go through here in the fastest way possible, while impressing the ladies?”
In Tournament Mode, there are four different races that you go through, showing that you are good at being on top, rather than being a total bottom, if you catch my drift. Adding to that, the mode also includes various items dotted around every course that you can collect to impress the cup’s respective representative, or “pit girl”. Impressing her leads to some lovely lewd pieces, so your hard work does, in fact, have rewards. In order for them to work, though, you need to come out on top three, so the game really makes you put the pedal to the mettle. The speeds are high as the adrenaline coursing through you as you race with multiple characters from all over. From the lovely Ingrid the Plague Doctor to the always-watching Zone-tan, to characters from other lewd games as well, such as Haydee, Alicia from Crisis Point Extinction, and Melissa from Dandy Boy Adventures. (Not going to lie, by the way, Melissa is absolute dynamite.) Right now, there’s over thirty different base characters (with more characters as alternative skins) each with their own zany and lewd behavior. And believe it or not, the game is far from being finished, with more content arriving in the future.
It’s not all fun and games, though, for in every cup, the fourth race tests your abilities as you are pitted against bosses of sorts, in a 1-on-1 versus match in some apocalyptic-style versions of previous tracks. One has to definitely bring their A-game in these; one small mistake could lead to a serious downfall. It’s not like you lose anything, so don’t feel discouraged if you flub it and lose. Winning against these badass baddies, however? It’s quite a satisfying feeling, for sure. Again, though, even the slightest mistake can lead you to loss. Not only do you have to worry about incoming attacks from the other racers, the game’s walls are like rubber, bouncing you off like pinball bumpers should you ever make a miscalculated turn or a weak drift. In normal races, you probably won’t have to worry since you’ll be facing the equivalent of Smash Bros. CPU fighters at a level five or six difficulty. Against the boss racers, it’s a different story. Using my own experience as an example, I made one little mistake and got stuck in one part of the track against the second cup boss on the second lap, and they proceeded to screw me harder than a cheerleader at a college party. There are plenty of items in the game that help one gain the upper hand and turn the tables, each with their own lewd design and useful potential. With that and the high-octane rushes speeding through the tracks, it’s going to feel like Crash Team Racing mixed with a little bit of Need 4 Speed. Plenty of chaos will be made around the track as you bob and weave through multiple hazards, racers, and erotic chaos to take first.
I think most of us are asking right now, however… “Sheep, why haven’t you talked about the lewd parts of the game?” I’m getting to it right now, don’t you worry. Shady Lewd Kart has the word “lewd” in its name, after all, so there’s no shortage of sexiness, for sure. Each racer comes with their very own lewd CG’s, each packed with their own delicious lewdness. Some will be unlocked by playing characters through the Tournament Mode and unlocking their respective winning cutscene, while most of the sexy pictures you will have to use the coins you find around tracks to buy from Sylvie’s Shop of Wonders and Orgasms. Yes, it’s actually called that. There’s no shortage of pairing either; there’s a bit of content for everyone, including some moments like pegging, yuri, and tentacles everywhere, so take off your pants and go nuts.
With around 10 tracks at the moment with more on the way, several different modes such as the heart-pumping No Nut Mode, the game shows promise as it gets worked on. Is it near completion? No, far from it; with two more cups planned, along with future events and even more racers, this game is only just starting. And yet this puts a smile on my face as I patiently wait for the game’s next big update. A sense of thrill goes through my brain when I think of the wild turns and panty shots I’m going to witness. It’s still an unforgiving game meant to set a line between who can come out on top or not, making you really work for it. But when you succeed, the satisfaction is quite hard to beat.
With a fair bit of content already, and more on the way, I’m excited to see the potential that this game has to offer.
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