Before we fell in love with AVNs, we were simply vanilla gamers who played a myriad of games growing up. In fact, we probably had no idea about how alluring women are as we crushed Space Invaders and helped Mario jump through Goombas and Koopas.
However, there’s no smoke without a fire. At some point in our lives, there have been ladies in video games who have just awakened our sexual curiosity. It would be safe to say that these ladies transformed our views on gaming forever.
We all have our preferred video game chicks (as is shown in our favorite AVNs), but you cannot deny that the following ladies make our hearts and genitals throb.
Samus Aran (Metroid)
One half of the pair that willed the Metroidvania genre into existence, Samus Aran is an iconic character of the 80s. Every platformer fan knew who Samus was, but no one had any idea that the Metroid lead was actually a hot chick donning a pink bikini until the end of the original game.
Samus has since been a staple of Nintendo’s stable of beloved characters, with a new game coming out soon. Her looks have also improved since her 1986 debut, and her curves remain as delectable as ever.
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Easily one of the most iconic video game characters of the 90s, Lara Croft made her way into a lot of our wet dreams. The titular Tomb Raider heightened into cultural icon status thanks to Angelina Jolie’s mesmerizing run on the big screen. The 2013 series reboot also reignited interest for the character.
However, her 1996 debut in the PlayStation is still iconic. While her modern look is definitely attractive, it’s undeniable that her triangular chest and heavily pixelated curves raided more than just treasures. She made off with our hearts (along with our crusty socks and wet panties) and threw away the key.
Chun Li and Cammy White (Street Fighter)
There are plenty of hotties to choose from the countless fighting game titles that came out over the years, but few are as iconic as Street Fighter’s Chun Li and Cammy White. Both of these thicc ladies were as fun to look at as they were to play.
Chun Li’s luscious curves betrayed her innocent face, while Cammy was simply femme fatale personified. However, we can all agree that both of them have legs to die for. And we would probably be happy to die while being crushed in between their yummy thighs.
Tanya (Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2)
Red Alert is definitely one of the best strategy games that came out in the 90s. The franchise was beloved for the type of RTS fun it provided. However, there’s no question that there’s something else besides the gameplay that kept you coming back for more.
Tanya Adams is one of the most mouth-watering characters in RTS games. While her outfit definitely makes you think of Lara Croft, the Allied Forces commando’s allure is completely different. Her gung-ho approach betrays her appealing face and body, and we’re all for it.
The Hunter (Quake Arena)
It’s no exaggeration to say that Quake is one of the granddaddies of competitive shooters. Its fast-paced gameplay set the tone for juggernauts like Call of Duty and Battlefield. However, a look at the Hunter would have probably opened your eyes to something else.
This Quake Arena competitor left nothing to the imagination when it came to her outfit. Her fit was ill-advised regarding the type of competition she was in, but boy was it a treat for sore eyes. It would have been a shock if she wasn’t drawn at the back of your notebooks way back when.
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII)
There are plenty of good-looking women in JRPGs, but few can match the popularity of Final Fantasy VII’s Tifa and Aerith. Easily two of the best women in video games, these two digital dames offered something for everyone.
But while Aerith is a darling, she can only hold a candle to Tifa’s raw sex appeal. Her skimpy outfit and bubbly personality make her a total knockout. And with the FFVII remake breathing new life to Tifa, there is probably a new generation of boys and girls rubbing one out for this lovely barehanded fighter.
Any Leisure Suit Larry Girl
Let’s be honest here: you’ve probably played Leisure Suit Larry at least once in your life. Be it one of the early pixelated titles in the 80s or the remastered game on Steam, you’ve had your fair share of action while controlling Larry. And you probably have a favorite girl from one of the games you played.
There are plenty of girls that you can have fun with in the Leisure Suit Larry games. You can also be assured that there’s something for everyone. I’m sure that you have a favorite LSL girl.
Who’s Your Favorite?
There are as many hot video game chicks as there is Rule 34 art online. This list is not definitive, but you cannot deny that these girls are mouthwatering in their own unique way. Got a favorite video game gal that you think we missed? Let us know!